In the days following the nuclear fallout, three lowly zombies searched the land for fresh humans to feast upon. None were to be found. Feeling the frustration rumble throughout their aching bones, they decided to pass their time away the best they knew how; by playing music. To the surprise of these three rotten masses of flesh, people began crawling out of the rubble and devastated landscape to dance and beat each other senseless to their surf rock music. The music drove them into a state of shear ecstasy! Seeing this, the zombies dove upon the crowd, tearing flesh from bone, and devoured the whole lot of them. Opportunistic as they were, they decided that this was a good way to satisfy the hunger, by playing town to town eating their fans and converting them into ghouls...... and thus The Suspirios were born.

The Suspirios are Jon Hanusa, the zombified surf guitar god and lead vocalist, Derrick Carey, the bowel shaking bass player, and Adam Kuhn an unstoppable drumming machine. Jon's licks will make the hair on your nether regions stand up at attention and salute. Derrick's bass and pelvic thrusts send all booties moving. Adam's beat explodes the heart and nipples. Together they make infection imminent, and domination reality. The groove of their surfilicious bloodlust will conquer all.

Over the last year The Suspirios have been getting more people to notice them by spreading their flesh eating virus live in places such as the Reptile Palace in Oshkosh WI, and the Rave Bar in Milwaukee. Crowds are growing in numbers and the innocent are converted to evil vessels of surf spirit. They are in the process of creating their debut record; 'Mummy Moustache Ride'. After this only Ishtar will be able to foresee the horizon of sangria before them.