The Roofies have been playing together since we met in 1963 at the Merry Music Makers Camp for Teen Sex Offenders in Pasadena, California. I, the singer, Jibz (a.k.a. Jiberoni Funicello, illegitimate daughter of famed skippy spreading mousekateer Annette Funicello and Leon Spinx) and my Roofettes (Corina, white trash refuse blessed with a golden voice, and Saara, fallen Jewish princess with a flare for the flooze) enjoy working closely with our boy band members, the sexy and talented Van Patton Brothers, sometimes referred to as the 'hardened criminals of adolescent rock.' Our main aspiration is to one day play amateur night at the Apollo Theater in Harlem, NY, where white is all right, but black is beautiful.