The word from the Board Room was tell them nothing. So with keeping up the good work on the grapevine I will tell you this. Ripp Winkler is just another band that you have never heard of. We see bands all the time comin'out 'Whoo Hoo' Were just anothe punk/ska band with a bunch of salty pick slides. We have all played this shyit for years, 12 to be on. Small gigs, big gigs (9 pcs to 3's) so on and on. So to be short, we put it together. Ripps a good band. Fun funny @ss group chorus beer drinkin' we singin'.thats it. so if you wanna check us out let us know. We got nothin' better to do than play... were easy

Two guitars, Bass , drums , dj Ripp Winkler has a combined weight of 1120 lbs. The band is 124 years old. Thats 868 dog years Der! Four guys in the band drive trucks. The other guy drives a beat-up blue thing. He is a drummer so we shall say no more. Hey what do you do when a dummer shows up at your door? Pay him for the eats.

Late in the afternoon we watch T.V. Eat some grub and later we stroll down to the studio to lay down a track or two for the new Lp do out some time next leap year. We keep the fan club happy and send out some returns. When the sun drops out of sight the band starts to get the bug. Load the trailer and were off to a gig. After the gig to boys head for the booby bar for a little reality check! So so on and so on. Pops was right, it's a wonderful world.

Last of all the guys are all SUPER SEXXY HOT! ...mmm If two boy bands had babys, That's what they'd look like! LOOK OUT TEEN WEEK!