Kid Gruesome is a snot-nosed, goofy-looking, hip-hop tinged punk rock band from Lubbock, Texas. Don't stop reading this paragraph just yet. To save you from a bunch of sentences that would no doubt bore you, I'll keep the story of the band's history short. Clint Gruesome and Nick Fury wanted to start a punk band way back in the 8th grade. After about 2 years of sucking terribly, a name change, dozens of poorly-written songs, and penetraring countless orfices, we've gotten to present day. I'd really like to type all about Kid Gruesome's fine character traits, or original and inventive music, or all the neat causes that we support and stand behind, but to be honest, we really have none of those things. We're just a bunch of goofy jack-asses playing immature music and having fun with it. Our musical style usually is just smart-ass, fast punk rock with a slight hint of hip-hop. When I say 'hip-hop', I must stress that it does NOT mean Kid Gruesome is some sort of rapcore band!.

That's all good and dandy, but I'm sure you REALLY wanna know all about the members of the band, right? Of course you do. Clint Gruesome is hispanic and he yells and sometimes kinda sings into the microphone. Bitch stands there and looks sexy, while strumming a guitar. Matt Delicious does the same thing, except that he wears a cool hat. Andrew Worst plucks at a bass and let's the world know how a true playa operates. Nick Fury would like do this as well, but he's really busy behind the drumset. DJ Kez scratches up a bunch of vinyl records, and is probably horny right this second. Chief Ziccafoose sings and dances and makes the crowd think that Kid Gruesome is fun to watch. All this stuff gives us something that might be music.

After new members, lots of practice, a recording session, and a lot of homoerotic tension, Kid Gruesome is looking foward to playing shows where the crowd number is in the double-digits. In about a year, KG plans to tour around Texas, which should shatter any musical confidence they have.

Well, that's all I can really think of. Give our music a listen, buy our stuff, check out our friends, '80s Combat'. Be nice. Give people hugs.