[Pictured from left to right: Bo Gipson, Sean Smack, Tarik Trent and Jeff Mathews]

Early in July 2003 a volcano of pure rock-n-roll erupted in a small town. As the molten lava cooled it formed into one of the greatest musical groups of all time consisting of Tarik Trent(guitar), Jeff Mathews(bass), Anindo Sarker(guitar) and Jamey Chesnut(drums)..... the infamous..... the deliciously beautiful..... the infinitely talented..... A Failed Utopia.

Being born with the ability to play all their instruments they've never actually practiced or ever even seen each other except to play shows (sadly enough this is almost true). They immediately went on the offensive playing some of the only non-crap music in Tuscaloosa, meaning simply not all this Christ-core, xxx, xxxxx, xxxxxxx, as straight edge as I wanna be bullshit. Possibly owing to their amazing good looks, they've attracted a following of groupies who bathe and clothe them every morning as well as change their strings and such.... you know all the bitch shit.... this following of groupies is referred to as Mississippi; you may have heard of it.

Playing their own brand of fiery punk rock n' roll (sounds like every band bio ever), well shit lets try some more adjectives, how about... stupefying, exhilarating, chest-pounding, mother fucking, ear bursting, scrotum grabbing, face slapping punk rock n' roll!

Now with the addition of Bo Gipson in July 2005 on the drums and (the occasional) Sean Smack on the vocals and plastic guitar, and a brief breakup with the tragic loss of two members and a name change to 'The Failed' and then another (even more brief) name change to the 'Druid City Rockers'.... no one is safe as we will come for your women and children.... and dogs hell we don't discriminate between species, any loving is good loving. So yeah, rock n' roll bitches!!