Die Scheise, you know you think you believe what you're sure is the truth, but Die Scheise is all you need to know, Die Scheise, the major reason why we are who, no, what we are, cuz we are, is simply because: Die Scheise. Also you must carefully consider and evaluate what you think and feel and, yes, there will be a quiz, Die Scheise. pronounced (dee-shy-za) say it with me,'Die Scheise'. we think it might be german, we are pretty sure you cant say it on the tv. Die Scheise is better than your band, but we wont rub your face in it because we are Die Scheise, we are transcendant, or however you spell that. Punk!

to book Die Scheise: call (510) 393 0120, Die Scheise will no longer be able to play non paying gigs outside the SF bay area. we are too gott-dang poor, what do you want, blood?

we have a demo availale for 0 (zero) dollars american money and a functional cassette tape, or whatever change you have in your pocket. from: L. Joseph Day 3300 Harrison st. Oakland, CA 94611 .'Die Scheise, oh yeah, i got your demo, it was really fuckin' good, that's the one with the yellow cover, right? Janet listened to it. Hey, Janet, did you listen to the dye shissy tape?'-Michael 'Sticky' Steckey

as of January 4th Die Scheise has 'become the ball', we are not going to change the name on account of stickers cost money.