We listen to and try to play everything. EVERYTHING! That's not easy with two guitars, bass, drums, and full time jobs. We recorded our first CD, 'If It Was Up Your Ass You'd Know It' as quickly and cheaply as possible without sacrificing 'quality', which, as any Pirsig fan'll tell you, is an elusive endeavor.

Although our songs can range anywhere from 3 to 20 minutes, they are SONGS. That's the most important thing. The band, we're just vehicles for the songs, which exist on their own plane, seperate from us physical beings.

Between me and the fellas we've written around a million bios and they all come down to this: let us play your establishment please; or by our latest release; or buy our movie (we made a 90 minute video movie cheap as hell full of music and skits) please; or listen to this CDR (if it plays) and then give us $500,000 to record another CD.

We believe that rock and roll is a living and breathing entity that encompasses us all, even Britney Spears. It's spirit was born with the heartbeat of the world's first human and it will not be extinguished.