Established in 1999, Christian and the Jews pride themselves in an extensive brewing process that leaves them with a full-bodied hoppy flavor and a bouquet of oak. They have been on tap ever since meeting in high school and have been bottled and canned and shipped across this great country of ours for nigh five years. Their influences range from mellow experimental, introspective, hermetic, hermitic independent rock and roll to mellow experimental, introspective, hermetic, hermitic independent... alt-country. We hope you enjoy their amber tunes.

CATJ consists of Q (of james bond fame) on bass guitar and exploding pens. Ben Franklin rules the drums with an iron fist, keeping a time that has been scientifically proven perfect. Mao plays our guitars in an appropriately stiff and restricted style and, if you ask him nicely, the human skulls as well. Koko (the sign-languaging gorilla) sings. In sign language.

BOOOOOOORING.

And they all lived happily ever after.